Pygophiliac

I created this blog as a way to express my fetish: pygophilia (sexual arousal or excitement caused by seeing, playing with or touching the buttocks).

In particular, I wish to convey my appreciation for the female fundament, and by doing so pay tribute to Aphrodite Kallipygos (Ἀφροδίτη Καλλίπυγος). I do so by sharing photos of those women fortunate enough to be made in her likeness. Such visual delights will no doubt pique your interest if you are a connoisseur of "les fesses de femmes".

I came across these pictures (*wink*) much as you are doing now, by browsing the internet. If you would like a picture of or by you either credited or removed, please contact me. If you wish to share pictures of your own, please do so via the "submit" link. I welcome your questions and comments! Send them to me via the "ask" link. Finally, be forewarned that this blog is NSFW.

faun-tastic:

Gene Wilder is the adult I strive to be

Eye-gor tho. ;-)

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April 11, 2014 @ 9:36 PM 210,220 notes

nsfwjynx:

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.
There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.
It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

I laugh until I cry every time I read that damn comeback
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nsfwjynx:

mmkayn:

vastderp:

lalaland1212:

theatre-whovian:

vastderp:

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

I laugh until I cry every time I read that damn comeback

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April 11, 2014 @ 12:00 PM 245,382 notes
April 5, 2014 @ 4:00 PM 80 notes

marianne-x:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

Those crazy Spaniards. ;-)

marianne-x:

Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

Those crazy Spaniards. ;-)

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April 5, 2014 @ 4:48 AM 83,685 notes

Yeah, humans have it tough. So she brought the guy to help with that. ;-) View Larger

Yeah, humans have it tough. So she brought the guy to help with that. ;-)

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March 24, 2014 @ 8:34 PM 39 notes

alice-is-wet:

ruinedchildhood:

this needed to be a gif.

^_^

In Colorado and Washington, this counts as educational TV. ;-)

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March 13, 2014 @ 9:36 AM 228,407 notes

drstinkfingertoo:

everything in Hotkinkyjo’s Ass hole

o.O

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March 11, 2014 @ 10:55 AM 213 notes

thejanitorsass:

I WISH !!!!

Open invitation. ♥ View Larger

thejanitorsass:

I WISH !!!!

Open invitation. ♥

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March 6, 2014 @ 4:48 AM 5,346 notes

gifboner:

Ashe Maree

That lower left pic gives “chat” a whole new (well, French, not really new) meaning. :-3

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March 6, 2014 @ 12:14 AM 1,089 notes

Maggie Simpson as a riotgrrrl (and using the pacifier as a necklace item is brilliant)

Maggie Simpson as a riotgrrrl (and using the pacifier as a necklace item is brilliant)

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March 1, 2014 @ 6:28 PM 48,522 notes